Memorabilia (NSFW)

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Memorabilia (NSFW)

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demacia:

curseofthefanartlords:

Barracuda? No, BARAcuda. *flexes muscles and swims away*

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(via midorieyes)

— 3 days ago with 24332 notes
hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

(via zackisontumblr)

— 3 days ago with 110737 notes

redribbonarmy:

thereisnodenying:

redribbonarmy:

anime skeleton

this was the worst 28 seconds of my life

fuck you

(via weloveshortvideos)

— 4 days ago with 66127 notes

michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

(Source: michaxl, via ruinedchildhood)

— 4 days ago with 348382 notes
majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

majorobigtime:

dragondicks:

hiccupartist:

who is she

how did they manage to photograph this ghost

(Source: breevandetramp, via zackisontumblr)

— 4 days ago with 145505 notes

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

(Source: itssexualhour, via sodomymcscurvylegs)

— 4 days ago with 160288 notes

gaygeeksandthings:

louisisthedaddy:

i must have missed this episode of teen wolf

What is this from?

this is every episode of teen wolf.

(Source: mclahey)

— 4 days ago with 106136 notes

gymleaderkyle:

if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the man and who gets to be the other man?

(via sodomymcscurvylegs)

— 4 days ago with 15046 notes